Below are the 13 most recent journal entries recorded in Fake Name's LiveJournal:

Friday, August 24th, 2001
2:59 am	This is also useful if you're on vacation or away from your primary computer. Hey Psyik Hey Psyik wont crack wont crack love long hair hippy dude i feel so good and crude your wrong if you think i am rude i dont use deodarant and i dont want to hear you rant would you rather see me nude? i am not gay but i like roll green wont last long in your pocket did you see the politicians eye pop out of its socket? (28 Comments |Comment on this)
2:57 am	i crude want pocket Hey Psyik Hey Psyik wont crack wont crack love long hair hippy dude i feel so good and crude your wrong if you think i am rude i dont use deodarant and i dont want to hear you rant would you rather see me nude? i am not gay but i like roll green wont last long in your pocket did you see the politicians eye pop out of its socket? (Comment on this)
Thursday, August 23rd, 2001
2:46 am	look,i cant helpit and she always gives it to me, she really loves it, but the damn walls are so thin butt fuck it she moans so damn good, and her pussy is delicious but how come i feel guilty, and how come she lies to me? (Comment on this)
2:42 am	if life sucks, ive been sucking it , again, after 7 years with her, love to suck her holes if life sucks, ive been sucking it , again, after 7 years with her, love to suck her holes (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, February 16th, 2001
7:28 am	subject event another stupid entry of a real person who doesnt act like a phony most people dont give a fuck about anyones journal, only the phonies who got no life, and want to try impress everyone by making up shit so they can pretend they actually have some kind of life, like how they have their own business designing web pages or a graphics artist . notice how no one is really interested in theses people, and how they always have an old computer like a 286, and pretend they know a lot about computers, but they always dont have a job and are always looking for work (Comment on this)
Monday, January 22nd, 2001
6:31 pm	some subject should sex be looked at as a subjective or objective thing? and why is life so fucked up when it comes to finding a mate? why do woman do the stuff they do to men? why do 2 people who fall i love to begin with ever seperate? just because things get difficult, its not an excuse to just dump someone, someone always gets hurt, and the repercussions can very seriuos. work it out people, and dont use others for just your own benefit. (21 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, January 6th, 2001
11:32 am	today sucks, life sucks today sucks just like yesterday, just like life sucks. as far as sucking, i would rather suck a delicious vagina. cool huh? (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 31st, 2000
1:17 pm	Sunday Today is sunday, pretty much like all the other days, in which I feel pretty much the same, empty and broken. lonely and sad. have a nice day (Comment on this)
Saturday, December 30th, 2000
11:44 am	snow today its snowing out, tons of it, aint much use for it, hard to drive in. wouldnt it make more sense for everyone to ride snowmobiles, then they wouldnt have to plow the roads and the government could save money. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, November 25th, 2000
11:49 am	takeyourtimehurryupchoiceisyoursdontbelate Today i am at work again,i hate it when that happens. i am off on tuesday and wednesday. for some reason i keep getting haunted in a way with some recurring dreams,which i am not surprised, since it feels ive been haunted by demons since the beginning of my life.i think everyone is haunted(or a better word would be tormented), by demons. things in your life that cant be ironed out and cause you pain,that you have no control over. right now at this point in my life,it feels i am in a rut of sorts. their is a woman involved, who i am in love with,who i cant see because these demons are hard at work,and greatly influence the rich or wealthy people, who have control over us,neither of us want things like this,and it hurts very much to be away from her. she is very special, doesnt see the world as most people do,she is the simple minded type,just wants real people in her life like me,not phonies. doesnt understand computers or things like that, just wants to hold hands and go for walks. because of this, i tend to criticize other women(that have webcam sites and are usually web designers), becuase they all seem to have one thing in common, self centeredness, where they talk all about themselves,and wait for people to come worship them at their site. Or they want you to vote for them,which i wont do. then they have a gallery that has mostly pictures of them,in the same setting with different views(lame as hell).at least when i have pics of me,they are all different somehow,andi dont beleive in taking normal pics, i like to take pics of me pulling faces or something like that,something a little different and less dull. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, November 24th, 2000
9:20 am	today is friday Today I have to work like I did yesterday, fortunately at the double time and a half rate, but i dont give a shit about money, except for the fact I have to have it to live. I didnt cook a Turkey this thanksgiving like I did last thanksgiving. In fact,I really could care less about thanksgiving. It doesnt appear people are that thankfull. Especially given the way they drive,like immature assholes. I mean,the sameperson you just flipped the bird at in traffic,might have been the same person you saw at the supermarket and said hi to. Maybe people are thankfull we got all these cars to help us inhale more carcinogens (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 23rd, 2000
2:15 pm	optional, for use on longer Sentries Event:a day in the life of a nobody. Today is today,not for long though, and i thought that was worth mentioning. Today I read how someone wrote in their journal that they would lose 900 e-mails if she re-installed her Outlook e-mail that crashed. Well I commented that she was probably lying about that (900). This person gets 900 e-mails,and cant figure out how to save the e-mails. It seems like a person with any sense would be able to figure out that you can print out e-mails,or if they are not important,delete them,go figure..... (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, November 5th, 2000
12:47 pm	a subject today i came to work and did nothing except clean the shop,only because i had to,otherwise i wouldnt do it,which i dont think i should do anyways,because it shouldnt be my job because im a technician and not a janitor. dont know what i will do tonight, probably sit home like the night before, maybe watch some videos of people having sex in an unatural situation like all the other videos, except the reqally good home made videos which are more natural and unrehearsed. seems like its easy to tell when the woman is faking it. especially if she makes a lot of noise with little facial expression. and screaming is mostly fake anyways. i go for the ones where i hear the woman make grunting noises. now i dont mean to be sexist by all this, you see, its part of life, and this is a just a journal where i can express my views. besides, most of the videos involve guys with big dicks, and average size is about 5-7 inches. so the videos dont reflect the general population. and what really is pathetic is these woman who have these silcon breasts.(silicon valley?) why dont they just have an airbag put in there? that way they can have a valve stem and inflate to whatever size they need! then when they go to bed they can deflate them so its easier to sleep! aint they pathetic? (3 Comments |Comment on this)